G:   3-5-5-4-3-3
B:   7-9-9-8-7-7
C:   8-10-10-9-8-8
A7:  5-7-5-6-5-5
D:   10-12-12-11-10-10


[Verse 1]
           G
Well, it's 2:45pm
     B                C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B               C
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read

       G        B  C
What's popping?
       G        B  C
What's popping?

      G
She’s beauty, she's grace
          B                     C
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
Just a single message more
          B             C             A7
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


[Pre-Chorus]
               C
I wanna be the guy
         B               A7
That you fall asleep on call with
                  C
I'll make you forget
      B                 A7
Every guy that came before me
              C
'Cause I like you
    B               A7
And you like my attention
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
                                   D
Let's consummate our internet connection


[Chorus]
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I’m in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I’m in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Verse 2]
G
Mum took away my PS4
     B                         C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
    G
I'm not aggressive
                              B  C
I just ooze masculine passion

G
Did you know I've also got depression?
    B                       C
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G                                   B    C  A7
I thought you could be the one to fix me


[Pre-Chorus]
               C
I wanna be the girl
         B                A7
That you fall asleep on call with
          C
Meanwhile I'll
     B               A7
Find other people to talk with
                C
'Cause you like me
    B                  A7
And I think you're a maniac
                  C
Let's skip to the good bit
                                D
Let's completely block all contact


[Chorus]
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an

I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Bridge]
G
Mum took away my PS4
     B                  C
I've said it so many times before
        G                             B  C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
      G
These every little slights and insurrections
B                C
Constant pain in every dimension
   G
My body weeps
                           B  C  A7
Disbelief heads suspensions


[Outro]
               C
I wanna be the guy
              B                A7
That you find stalking your affections
                  C
Your social media scoured
         B            A7
You seek police interventions
              C
Cause I base my
 B                  A7
Ideals on obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them