G                 Bm
I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted
C                        Em
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Am
Hair...
             C    D      G
I wish you never were not there.

[Verse 2]
            G                  Bm
I Can't get a job and nobody loves me
C                         Em
Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely
Am
Hair...
             C    D      G
I hope you know that I still care.

[Chorus]
Bm                  C
Hair, you make me feel so complete
               Bm                 C
If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to my feet
           Bm                C
Even fat girls won't look at me on the street
Am
I'd swear...
           C        D      G
I'd do it all for some more hair.

[Outro]
             Bm
Motorist's beware
                 C        D      G
'cause I might blind you with my glare
            Bm
Life's so unfair
          C        D      G
I really miss my sweet ass hair
                  Bm
I don't mean my "ass hair"
            C       D     G
I should've put a hyphen there