EmC
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
GD
It might sound kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
EmC
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
GD
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
EmC
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
GD
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
EmC
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
GD
But honestly, I'm sort of ah zombie. ah
[Verse 1]
EmC
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
GD
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
EmC
What's with the shouting? I ain't wishing you harm.
GD
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
EmC
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
GD
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
EmC
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
GD
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
[Chorus]
EmC
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
EmC
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
[Verse 2]
EmC
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
GD
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
EmC
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
GD
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
EmC
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
GD
Undead but you make me feel alive.
EmC
And when I chase you through the graveyard
GD
It feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay.)
[Verse 3]
EmC
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
GD
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
EmC
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
GD
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
EmC
And errbody love you, and you can sing along
GD
to this post-apocalyptic, post-mortem love song.
EmC
So give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it.
GD
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
[Chorus]
EmC
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
EmC
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
[Outro]
Braaa-aaains. braaa-aaaains
brains brains ( x2 )
EmC
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
EmC
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
GD
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.