E      
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     G#
When I was a kid on VoIP
  C#m
I thought when I get older
    A            Am
I'd marry her, I told her
E   
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
G#
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
C#m
    If I could change a single thing
A             Am
  I'd make it me and not him

    A                 Am                      E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
 A                   Am                  E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    A                    Am
And even though he's got social skills
     E                    E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him
        E                  G#             C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo)

( E  G#  C#m  A  Am ) 

E
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
    G#
The one who took you away from me
C#m
    You hit it off instantly
  A                           Am
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
     E
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
G#
Push against his fashion sense
     C#m
I've thought about what he looks like nude
A              Am
I'm not gay, though

( E )

       E                                
'Cause she's living the dream
           G#
(Living the dream, living the dream)
    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     A                 Am
From back when we were seventeen
E                                
She's living the dream
           G# 
(Living the dream, living the dream)
    C#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     A                 Am
From back when we were seventeen
E
How on earth could I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane
C#m
    I just think that I deserve
  A             Am
A little bit of what I earned
    E
I'm not gonna make another scene
    G#
The one I made when I was twenty-three
          C#m             A           Am
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

  A                 Am                      E
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
 A                   Am                  E
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    A                    Am
And even though he's got social skills
     E                    E7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
A                Am
Anyway, make the most of him
        E                  G#             C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

( E  G#  C#m  A  Am )

  E                     G#
I think about you every day (every day)
   C#m                  A     Am
So how on earth can I be saved? (can I be saved?)
  E                       G#
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
C#m                        A    Am
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell 

(He's really fine as hell)
              E
'Cause you're beauty
         G#
And you're grace (and you're grace)
     C#m                    A        Am
Your telephone calls are my favorite place, and I
E             G#
  Want you to notice me
C#m                     A      Am     
    With no restraining order, please
          E
(Jason Derulo)
            G#
Want you to care
C#m                 A  Am
    Want to smell your hair

[Outro] E  G#  C#m  A  Am  E