(lr) = (let ring)
Robbie: On this particular week, Madonna said she wanted to do Shakespeare.
Wil and Adam wanted to hear the word \"forsooth\" in a song ten times.
As for Tripod, they just do it for the music, man.
Scod: One, two, three, four-sooth!
A#GmD#A#F
Yon: That's one!
A#GmD#A#FA#Gm
Gatesy: Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it.
D# A# (stop)
And it goes something like this:
A#Gm
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
A#Gm
Who do these young folks think they are?
A#D#C#
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
F#A#
I can do Shakespeare.
A#GmD#A#F
Yon: I can see myself standing on a battlement,
A#Gm
Wearing a...
D#A#F
Tripod: ... conical bra.
A#GmD#A#F
Yon: Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs,
A#GmD#A#F
And play Henry I Vee.
D# (lr) F (lr)
Scod: And when I read the morning news,
D# (lr)
Y & G: And when I read the morning news,
F (lr)
Scod: My show will open to... reviews.
A#Gm
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,
A#Gm
Who do these young folks think they are?
A#D#C#
If Nicole Kidman can sing,
F#A#
I can do Shakespeare.
A# m D# A# F
Gatesy: Then I'll break new ground - the first white female,
A#
To play...
GmD#A#F
Tripod: ... the role of Othello.
A#GmD#A#F
Gatesy: I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun,
A#GmD#A#F
And a diamond heist.
D# (lr) F (lr)
Scod: Full of Cockneys for effect,
D# (lr)
Y & G: Full of Cockneys for effect,
F (lr)
Scod: Just so my husband can direct.
A#GmD#F
Tripod: Oh, Gu___y, will you direct my play for me?
A#GmD#F
You'll be perfect for the bard-man.
A#GmD#F
As lo___ng as it involves an antique shotgun,
A#GmD#F
And Vinnie Jones as a hard man.
D# (lr)
Yon: We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo...
(tacet)
Gatesy: I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself,
As all the various characters.
A#GmD#A#F
Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand,
A#GmD#A#F
And his arse in the other.
D# (lr) F (lr)
Scod: A documentary, just for truth,
D# (lr)
Y & G: A documentary, just for truth,
F (lr)
Scod: And now I have to say \"forsooth\".
A#Gm
G & S: I worked hard to be a star,
Yon: (In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth..
A#Gm
G & S: Who do these young folks think they are?
Yon: Forsooth... forsooth...
A#D#C#
G & S: If Nicole Kidman can sing,
Yon: Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven.
G & S: I can do Shakespeare.
F# (lr) A# (lr)
Yon: One, two, three, four-sooth...