AmCGCAm
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
AmCGCAm
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
AmCGCAm
She said, "Imma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
AmCGCAm
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
FCGFC
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
AmCGCAm
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
FCGFC
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
AmCGCAm
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
Chorus
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
AmCGCAm
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
AmCGCAm
Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.
FCGFC
She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablaze.
AmCGCAm
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
FCGFC
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
AmCGCAm
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
AmCGCAm
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
AmCGCAm
The only explanation is that it was destiny.
FCGFC
Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't exist.
AmCGCAm
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
F[5] F[5] F[3] F[3] F[5] F[5] F[3]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
F[7] F[7] F[5] F[5] F[7] F[7] F[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
F[5] F[3] EF[5]
There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.