B                          E       F#
I don't have much to offer or anything at all
B                                E          F#
I look like death warmed over you're like a living doll
B            E                         B
Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen

[Chorus 1]

B                     E             F#    B        E       B       F#
But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
B        G#           E         F#    B    E B
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen

[Verse 2]

B                                 E          F#
You're too dear to put a price on and when I talk to you
B                             E              F#
You're more than Monty Python, Star Trek, or Dr. Who
B                       E             B
You're much more than MST3K or D&D yeah

[Chorus 2]

B                     E            F#       B     E     B        F#
But I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
B        G#       E             F#        B          E   B
I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e

[Bridge]

C#          F#         G#            F#             B
Once you get used to it Maybe you can love me just a little bit
B                      F#
Would that be such a catastrophe?
C#             F#                 G#                    D#          C# B B
So don't start screaming yet, just lower your standards and get set
B                            F#
Whatever it takes, however it has to be

[Break]

B E B F# (x2)

[Verse 3]

B                               E               F#
Those other girls can't stand me there's none as fair as you
B                         E           F#
But if they see you and me It might embarass you
B                 E              B
So we'll go where they will never see you

[Chorus]

B                    E             F#      B     E     B        F#
But I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o
B        G#       E             F#
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my
B        G#       E             F#
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my
B        G#       E             F#    B    E B
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen