B E F# I don't have much to offer or anything at all B E F# I look like death warmed over you're like a living doll B E B Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen [Chorus 1] B E F# B E B F# But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o B G# E F# B E B I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen [Verse 2] B E F# You're too dear to put a price on and when I talk to you B E F# You're more than Monty Python, Star Trek, or Dr. Who B E B You're much more than MST3K or D&D yeah [Chorus 2] B E F# B E B F# But I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o B G# E F# B E B I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e [Bridge] C# F# G# F# B Once you get used to it Maybe you can love me just a little bit B F# Would that be such a catastrophe? C# F# G# D# C# B B So don't start screaming yet, just lower your standards and get set B F# Whatever it takes, however it has to be [Break] B E B F# (x2) [Verse 3] B E F# Those other girls can't stand me there's none as fair as you B E F# But if they see you and me It might embarass you B E B So we'll go where they will never see you [Chorus] B E F# B E B F# But I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o B G# E F# I'm King Dork and I want you to be my B G# E F# I'm King Dork and I want you to be my B G# E F# B E B I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen