Intro/Chorus

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Verse
G, D, Em, D
F, D, F, D

Solo
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     G                                                G D Em D
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
        G                                               G D Em D
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
      F                    D
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
           F                       D
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

           G D Em D
Sweaty Beaty
           G D Em D
Sweaty Beaty

 G                             G D Em D
Slap that and ride the ripples,

     G                                          G D Em D
just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
  F            D
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts,
  F                             D
thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.


Chorus
         G                D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
         F                         D
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
         G                           D
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
          F                  D
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

     G                               G D Em D
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
     G                                     G D Em D
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
      F                 D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
      F                            D
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

Solo x4

Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
        F                                  D
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
        F                                  D
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

         G                D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
         F                D
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
         G                D
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
         F                D
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
            G D Em D
Sweaty Betty
            G D       Em    D
Swetty Betty,   She's so obscene,
            G D                 Em D
Swetty Betty,   three tons of margarine,
            G  D                Em     D
Swetty Betty,    She's like a lump of lard
               G  D           Em    D
But Sweaty Betty,   makes my willy hard.

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SWETTY BETTY