Intro....G D F D x 4,
        G D E D x 4

            G
Well, she wore big knickers,
                                G      D  E  D
And she worked on a sewage farm,
           G
I got me hand down her jeans an',
                          G      D  E  D
I nearly lost half me arm,
    F                   D
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
         C                            Bb
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
         G       E  F  E
Sweaty Betty,                x2

     G                                   G  D  E  D
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
          G                                          G  D  E  D
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
          F                  D
She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,
C                                Bb
Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.

        G
Sweaty Betty,
            D
She eats a lot of pies,
         F
Sweaty Betty,
            D
She's got enormous thighs,
        G
Sweaty Betty,
          D
Have you smelt her breath,
        F
Sweaty Betty,
               D
She'll crush A man to death           G  D  E  D x2.

       G                                   G  D  E  D
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
        G                                    G  D  E  D
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
   F                    D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
     C                             Bb
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

                G  D  F  D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

          F                       D
An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,
     C                      Bb
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm
                                        G  D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,