Said I'm gonna settle down
Right away, from this town
No, I won't
Answer my telephone
Sit inside all alone
Oh yeah, I met someone else
Without leaving my little house
Oh no, I haven't held her yet
I met her on the internet

Said I'm gonna take it slow
Make friends with the radio
I won't
Get up when you're at my door
That's not what my legs are for
Oh yeah, I met someone else
Without leaving my little house
Oh no, I haven't held her yet
I met her on the internet