[Chords]
      F#      F#sus4      C#
E|----9----|----9----|----9----|
B|----11---|----12---|----9----|
G|----11---|----11---|----10---|
D|----11---|----11---|----11---|
A|----9----|----9----|----11---|
E|----x----|----x----|----9----|

      B        D#m7     D#7sus    Emaj7      C#7
E|----7----|----6----|----6----|----7----|----x----|
B|----7----|----7----|----9----|----9----|----9----|
G|----8----|----6----|----6----|----8----|----10---|
D|----9----|----8----|----8----|----9----|----9----|
A|----9----|----6----|----6----|----7----|----x----|
E|----7----|----x----|----x----|----x----|----9----|

[Bridge Chords]

     A#m7      D#9       D#7        D#
E|----x----|----x----|----x----|----x----|
B|----6----|----6----|----11---|----11---|
G|----6----|----6----|----12---|----12---|
D|----6----|----5----|----11---|----13---|
A|----x----|----6----|----x----|----x----|
E|----6----|----x----|----11---|----11---|

     G#9       F#sus2     F#13      F#7
E|----11----|----9----|----x----|----x----|
B|----11----|----9----|----11---|----9----|
G|----11----|----11---|----10---|----10---|
D|----10----|----11---|----9----|----9----|
A|----11----|----9----|----x----|----x----|
E|----x-----|----x----|----9----|----9----|


[Verse 1]
    F#             F# F#sus4 F#
The vulture's comin'
F#                C#
Comin' to pick my bones
    F#             F# F#sus4 F#
The vulture's comin'
   F#           C#
To feast on Mr. Jones
B                 C#            F# F#sus4 F#
Just like I feast on rotisserie chicken
       B                      C#                  F# F#sus4 F#
Or the big fat turkey on your table at your Thanksgiving
B                 C#                D#m7   D#7sus
Sometimes I don't love the life I'm livin'
Emaj7                               C#7
Still I hope I'm never gonna die at all


[Verse 2]
        F#               F# F#sus4 F#
But the vulture's comin'
     F#                  C#
He's bringin' his family too
    F#               F# F#sus4 F#
The vulture's comin'
   F#             C#
To chew on me and you
B                C#                F# F#sus4 F#
Just like I chew on teriyaki beef jerky
       B                  C#                        F# F#sus4 F#
Or the big fat previously mentioned Thanksgiving turkey
B                 C#             D#m7
Sometimes life is colder than a slurpee, yeah
    Emaj7                                                 C#7
But that don't mean I'll never ever get a good feeling at all


[Bridge]
    A#m7            D#9
And trust me when I do
D#7  D#  G#9               F#sus2      F#13     F#7
I    for-get that thing is even coming through
        A#m7                      D#9
And I'm feeling like I just got a dose
D#7  D#    G#9               F#sus2      F#13    F#7
Of   that  magic, yeah, that everlasting potion


[Verse 3]
        F#
But the vulture's comin'
F#              C#
When, you never know
    F#            F# F#sus4 F#
The vulture's comin'
   F#             C#
It might be tomorrow
    B                       C#                              F# F#sus4 F#
And just like the groundhog tells you that there's no more winter
    B                    C#                 F# F#sus4 F#
You might be eatin' your last Thanksgiving dinner
      B                    C#               D#m7   D#7sus
And a big ol' bird's gonna feast upon your innards
Emaj7                                          C#7                      F#
Time is precious and you shouldn't waste it at all is the moral of this song