A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A        E         F#m                     D
I need the money, so please use this to sell something
  A        E                 D           A
Please use this song in your commercial

[Verse]
  A                    E
A fast food franchise, office supplies
  F#m                   D
A brand new hair dye, a dating website
  A                    E
A suicide hotline, a new way to exercise
  F#m                      D
A preview for a movie that is coming out in July
  A                    E
A political campaign, a new video game
  F#m                         D
A medication that you didn't know you should be taking
  A                     E
Any product any service this is the right song
  F#m                        D
Your target audience will be singing and dancing along

[Chorus]
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A        E            F#m             D
I need the exposure, my house is in foreclosure
  A        E                 D           A
So please use this song in your commercial

[Bridge]
D                      A
Oh to have a song in a national campaign
D                               A
Millions would hear my song and they would say
D
"Have you seen that commercial?
    A
You know the one about that thing?
    Bm                                D      E
The song playing in the background is really great!"

[Verse]
  A                    E
A credit card company, join the military
  F#m                 D
A new way to make yourself less hairy
  A             E
Life insurance, medical insurance
  F#m          D
Cat insurance, insurance insurance
  A                        E
Financial institution, the one that took my house
  F#m                         D
If you use this song maybe we can work something out
  A                     E
Any product any service this is the right song
     F#m                     D
Your target audience will be singing and dancing along

[Outro]
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A        E         F#m                     D
I need the money, so please use this to sell something
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A             E            F#m     D
Please use this song in your commercial
  A                  E             F#m          D
The music industry's dying, but consumerism is thriving
  A        E                 D           A
So please use this song in your commercial