G                   C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G                   C
No one knew what to do with it
G                     C
Megan left 'cause she couldn't find it
A                  C
Couldn't find it, Couldn't find it
 G                  C
Pete's little tiny erect dick
G                        C
It's a quarter tall and a penny thick
G                                C
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick
G                  C
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip
A             C
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip
                         G       C
Pete's little tiny erect dick 
G             C                G       C
      Pete's little tiny erect dick
G       C                      G
     Can't satisfy anyone with it