G                       C
Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G                       C
No one knew what to do with it

G                        C
Megan left ‘cause she couldn’t find it

Am                    C
Couldn’t find it, Couldn't find it

 G                       C
Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G                             C
It’s a quarter tall and a penny thick

G                                     C
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

G                       C
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip

Am             C
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

                         G       C
Pete’s little tiny erect dick

G             C                G       C
      Pete's little tiny erect dick

G       C                      G
     Can’t satisfy anyone with it