(intro)  C

C
I thought maybe I'd find a friend
    Em
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
        F
Have a great conversation with a stranger
        G
On the other side of the world

C
Or maybe learn something new
       Em
About a culture or a place
 F
Connect with another human being
          G
But every time I press new game

All I see is
C              Em
Guys jerking off
F              G
Guys jerking off
    C               Em
Just penises and cocks
    F                G
And guys jerking them off

F
Hold on
           G
This guy's not jerking off
C
Maybe he's like me
       Am
And he just wants to talk
G
Hi, how are you?

Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum