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How do you show someone you love
C#m       B       E
That they are the one?
C#m    B        A       E
So many ways to express love
C#m           B          A
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?

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Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     E       A                        B7            E                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E            A              B             C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E                 A             B7             E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths

C#m       B      A           E
Sometimes making love is not enough
    C#m     B       E
You have to step it up
   C#m  B     A      E
And urinating on her face
   C#m    B      A
is not enough to say - I love you

     E              A          B              C#m            
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug   
     E       A                        B7            E                                     
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E            A              B             C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E                 A             B7             E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into eachothers mouths

E
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human fecies
That's how I know that she needs me

A                         B7                    E
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face

I love you.