C G F C G F C [Verse 1] C G Welcome to Club Thirteen F C All the usual suspects are acting weird G The bartenders can't be bothered F C But we're all glad you're here G The door guy's got an attitude F C The disco light's obscene G The crowd is sometimes rude F C Welcome to Club Thirteen [Interlude] C G F C [Verse 2] C G Tonight we're gonna be entertained F C By our favorite Foghat cover band G And radio Tokyo F C Playing "Sweet Home Afghanistan" G Welcome to Club Thirteen F C Penny beer and cheap cocaine G Girls warmеd up by tanning beds F C Orphans left out in the rain [Bridge] G Sidеwinder's in spandex F Dm The parking lot is packed F C Everyone is waiting outside G Meanwhile Adam's house cat F Is the opening act Dm Train songs and people who died F Train songs and people who died [Interlude] C G F G F C [Verse 3] C G Welcome to Club Thirteen F C We'll be back same time next year G To play you all our pretty songs F C 'Til they drag us out of here G Maybe we'll be horse farm drunk F C Maybe we'll act out obscene G Muscle Shoals just needs some punk F G C Welcome to Club Thirteen [Outro] D G Welcome to Club Thirteen A D Our glory days did kinda suck G Everyone needs a friend D Everyone needs a fuck G When we come this way again D Notify our next of kin G We'll smell of weed and gasoline A D Welcome to Club Thirteen G We'll smell of weed and gasoline D Welcome to Club Thirteen