F Am Dm F A# C A# C

[Chorus]
F                     Am
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker
       Dm                          F
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag
A#                   C
Every morning in the senior parking lot
A#                   C
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot

[Chorus 2]
F                                 Am
She learned to work 'em in to every sentence
               Dm                            F
So that she made herself useful to the men who print 'em
A#                    C
All the way up in the balconies
A#                             C
Half the working class is clapping ones and threes

[Verse 1]
Dm7                    Am7                                G
She had em hearing old dixie driven down in every note of Barry’s baritone
Dm7                           Am7                             G
Strangleholding pearls in the clutches of their liver spotted hands

[Verse 2]
   F                                Am                             Dm    F
She made PC worse to momma then the VD daddy brought home from the rodeo
        A#                C                                    F
She made it look so easy, all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants

[Bridge]
Am    Dm     F    A#   C   A#    C

[Verse 3]
Dm                  Am7                       G                      A
What’s a girl gotta do to get a little bit of credit in a place like this
   Dm                                      Am7                         G
For knowing night moves crowds would never heed the river’s cautionary winds

[Verse 4]
F                               Am                    Dm         F
Knowing only momma’s boys would claim involuntary self inflicted rage
A#                            C                                 F
Tiki’s would’ve never hit the streets if it weren’t for Sarah’s flame

[Bridge]
Am    Dm     F    A#     C    A#    C

[Chorus]
A#                    C
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker
       A#                          C
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag
  A#                 C
Every morning in the senior parking lot
  A#                 C
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot

[Chorus 2]
(She made it look so easy)
 A#                                 C
She learned to work 'em in to every every sentence
                A#                       C
So that she made herself useful to the men who print em

(She made it look so easy)
A#                    C         A#                             C
All the way up in the balconies half the working class is clapping ones and threes

[Chorus][Outro]
(She made it look so easy)
A#                    C
Sarah memorized every bumper sticker

(all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants)
A#                                 C
On the back of every pickup with a rebel flag

(She made it look so easy)
  A#                 C
Every morning in the senior parking lot

(all fat Donny had to do was wear the pants)

(She made it look so easy)
 A#                  C                       A#
Every weekend in the fields with the windows hot