G Yeah, I was always the lazy one a southern californian F But I got some kin folk on the Mason Dixon line G Sold this summer just for fun hopped in my Dolorian F And headed for Uncle's farm for a short time G C F G I thought that I would be huntin and fishin C F I misunderstood him somehow >G C F G >So far there's nothing but Georgia to mention > C G >I'm gettin' my feedin the sows > >CHORUS > C F C But how do you milk a cow > F How do milk you milk cow > C I wouldn't in FF > G This cow must think I'm crazy > C A bunderin' this way > F I'm sittin here a pullin > C But there ain't nothing coming out > G Oh me I e I oh > C How do you milk a cow > >2ND VERSE >G >Well I love it here in Tennessee >F >But these farmers all make fun of me > G >Can't haul much hay in tiny sports car >F >So got myself a four wheel drive > G C F G >Learned to spot light deer at night > C F One things for sure I hate shovlen manure >G C F G It gets all over my over alls >Them hores need shoeing I hear Bessie mooing > C G > So I thought maybe I'd ask you all C F C > How do you milk a cow