D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A Thanks for nothing [Verse 1] D C F C You shouldn't have D C F Oh you didn't C D C F You're so generous C D C F C Thanks for nothing E G G F# Never mind all the stuff that I bought for you F E D C F It was my pleasure C D C F Getting nothing back C D C F Come next year C D C F C I'm getting you E G Exactly what G F# You got me F E D C F Fucking nothing C D C F C See how you like it [Pre-Chorus] A I don't have much money but I got you something nice G I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price A Bb B E To show I care this time of year [Chorus] D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A D C F Thanks for nothing [Verse 2] C D C F So I'm a sap C D C F C Under the Christmas tree D C F C D C F Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me C E G But there was nothing there G F# F What a shock D C F C Just torn up wrappings D C F C From all the gifts I bought [Pre-Chorus] A Thanks for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas G Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with A Bb What a blessing B E You're really something [Chorus] D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A D C F Thanks for nothing [Verse 3] D C F I've been so selfless C D C F C Choosing gifts so thoughtfully D C F C D C F Sweated in a crowded mall and you didn't get shit for me C E G You selfish asshole G F# I hope you die D C F C D C F C Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high [Pre-Chorus] A Thanks for making Christmas such a disappointment G Thanks for making sharing seem so fucking pointless A Bb What a pal B E I'll tell you one thing [Chorus] D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A Thanks for nothing D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A Thanks for nothing D Fa la la la D# Fa la la la E Fa la la la A La D Fuck you