I fell in love with a Rock N Roller
I gave it all to a Rock Star
And now she's my one and only
And I'm her Pamela Des Barres
I said goodbye to Imelda Marcos
I broke it off with Evita Peron
I told Edie, Ciao baby
Cuz I've finally found the one

She's Debbie Harry mixed with Billie Holiday
She's all a man could want

Cuz she's my true love, true love
She's my true love, true love
She's my true love, she's my new drug
She's my true love, true love

I said goodbye to the Devil's daughter
Traded her in for a Hell of a girl
Now my baby walks on water
The top story on The News Of The World

She's Gwen Stefani with the heart of Patti Smith
She's all a man could want

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We'll be together till I'm dead and buried
With my Virgin Mary Magdalene
Consummatin' in the cemetery
On Good Friday the 13th

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