Read the room, feel the gloom
It's no time for levity

Keep your head down go about your business
Carefully, with brevity

Say something funny like: We can't love like this
I know, I'm sorry, it's funny

But funny's not what you want
No funny's not what you want
But funny is all that I have left

Hesitate don't take the bait
It's safer in your mind
(No cheap one liners)

Act a clown and get a frown
It's just what you deserve
You never learn

Do something stupid like Michael Scott would do
(Comedic pause and then that's what she said)

But funny's not what you want
No funny's not what you want
But funny is all that I have left

'Cause funny's not what you want
No funny's not what you want
But funny is all that I have left