G Em I hope I look like you when I'm your age G Em It seems like you have lost a lot of weight C D You must have confidence to wear that dress C D And it's too bad that you have not had more success [Verse 2] G Em I think I liked you better as a blonde G Em Has anyone told you, you look like your mom C D I love that you don't care about your looks C D And nothing that you do is ever by the books [Chorus 1] C G Do you ever think before you speak or was that an insult intentionally D G You talk to me without an invitation, making an awkward conversation C G Too bad your big mouth never came with words to say what you really meant D G Piss off and thanks again my friend for your backhanded compliment [Verse 3] G Em Never ask a woman when she's due G Em And never tell a man his pants are cute C D It's rude to say I'm smarter than you thought C D And it's my personality that makes me hot [Bridge] G Em Here's a compliment that I'd like to give back G Em You remind me of a horse that i once had [Chorus 2] C G Do you ever think before you speak or was that an insult intentionally D G You talk to me without an invitation, making an awkward conversation C G Too bad your big mouth never came with words to say what you really meant D G Piss off and thanks again my friend for your backhanded compliment