G G C C G G C C [Verse] G All my friends are raisin' babies C I'm still raisin' Cain G They must think because I've waited C That I don't want the same Am Their days are spent changin' diapers C They think mine are so exciting G Runnin' off Dsus4 To where the lights are so much brighter [Chorus] G C It's an empty room at the top of the stairs G Watchin' the evening news C With a couple a beers Em I only call my husband baby Em 'Cuz I love the word D Never wanted something so bad, that it hurts C Even give up these damned old cigarettes G C If I could have a bottle by my bed [Verse] G C My only bedtime story is a People Magazine G I'd rather be in a carpool line C Than this big, cold limousine Am I'd trade every pair of high heel shoes C For a high chair in the dining room G D Don't even know you yet, but I know I love you [Chorus] G C It's an empty room at the top of the stairs G Watchin' the evening news C With a couple of beers Em I only call my husband baby Em 'Cuz I love the word D Never wanted something so bad, that it hurts C Even give up these damned old cigarettes G C If I could have a bottle by my bed [Interlude] Em C We wait, we wait D It'll be our turn someday [Verse] G Spend a lot of afternoons C Daydreamin’ 'bout you G Right now our mortgage C Is the only thing that's due [Chorus] G C It's an empty room at the top of the stairs G Watchin' the evening news C With a couple a beers Em I only call my husband baby Em ‘Cuz I love that word D Never wanted something so bad that it hurts C Even give up these damned old cigarettes G C If I could have a bottle by my bed G C Bottle by my bed [Outro] G We wait