A  A  C#m C#sus4 C#m
G# D  G   C

[Verse 1]
   A               A
Oh bad bad bad bad bad bad weather
     C#m               C#sus4 C#m
Just focus on the scenery
     G#
Well I've been going soft
D                          G      C
Run me from the top of the scene, hey!
   A                 A
So Davey and Sam met Trinny and Susanne
    C#m                         C#sus4 C#m
And Peter, Paul and Anne at the pool
    G#
The weather got hot
     D                             G     C
They splashed around a lot getting cool, hey!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
   A
Oh you provide the cross
     A
I'll do the nails myself
   C#m                     C#sus4 C#m
Oh dying's just as easy as putting up a shelf
  G#
A little to the right
D                            G    C    N.C.
Hold me or I might just slip off, hey!

[Chorus 1]
                      A
I've been sleeping in thumblands
                 C
I only listen to old bands
                    F
I pray the CD don't - skip
       D
But it keeps me going soft
N.C.
Only on the weekend

[Instrumental]
A  A  C#m C#sus4 C#m
G# D  G   C

[Verse 2]
            A
Oh well the temperature dropped
   A
So out they all got
    C#m                           C#sus4 C#m
But Trinny stayed to practise her crawl
  G#
I guess she got cramp
    D
Cos when they pulled her out
        G   C
She was all blue

[Pre-Chorus 2]
   A
Oh you provide the words
     A
I'll say them all myself
     C#m                     C#sus4 C#m
Well lying's just as easy as putting up a shelf
  G#
A little to the left
D                            G      C    N.C.
Watch it man I'm starting to sweat, hey!

[Chorus 2]
                      A
I've been sleeping in thumblands
                 C
I only listen to old bands
                    F
I pray the CD don't - skip
       D
Cos it keeps me going soft
N.C.                       A
Only on the... sleeping in thumblands
                 C
I only listen to old bands
                    F
I pray the CD don't - skip
       D
Cos it keeps me going soft
N.C.
Only on the weekend

[Solo]
A  A  C#m C#sus4 C#m
G# D  G   C
A  A  C#m C#sus4 C#m
G# D  G   C   N.C.

[Chorus 3]
                      A
I've been sleeping in thumblands
                 C
I only listen to old bands
                    F
I pray the CD don't - skip
       D
Cos it keeps me going soft
N.C.                       A
Only on the... sleeping in thumblands
                 C
I only listen to old bands
                    F
I pray the CD don't - skip
       D
Cos it keeps me going soft
N.C.                A
Only on the weekend