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[Verse 1]
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Nothing in the world is perfect ta-tata-tata
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Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear
[Chorus]
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DE
Everything you wear's too tight
DE
And clashes with the candlelight
A* D* A* A* A* A*
Just give it back, no questions asked
[Verse 2]
A* A* A* A* A* A* A* A*
Nothing in the world is perfect ta-tata-tata
A* A* A* A* A* A* A* A*
Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear
[Chorus]
DA
Complaints, stereophonic
DA
Complaints, it's ironic
DE
How they chatter, how they bore us
DE
Like some avant-gardeish chorus
A* D* A*
Just give it back, no questions asked
[Bridge]
F#
I'll dive off the mezzanine
B
If one more points at crooked seams
F#
A sign of shoddy workmanship
B
Of Asiatic hands that slipped
A* D* A* A* A* A*
Just give it back, no questions asked
[Verse 2]
A* A* A* A* A* A* A* A*
Nothing in the world is perfect ta-tata-tata
A* A* A* A* A* A* A* A*
Grin and bear it silently or yell into my ear
[Chorus]
DA
Complaints, there's too many hours
DA
Complaints, the bosses cower
DE
Two weeks free from all complaining
DE
It was due to our complaining
A* D* A* N.C.
Take her to Spain, hear her complain
[Bridge]
F#
Now she says she is expecting
B
That's my fault for not protecting
F#
Her from all the risks of passion
B
She's complaining, she's old-fashioned
A* D* A* N.C.
Just give it back, no questions asked
[Interlude]
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[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
DA
Complaints
DA
Complaints
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DA
Complaints, stereophonic
DA
Complaints, it's ironic
DA
Complaints, there's too many hours
DA
Complaints, the bosses cower
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DA
Complaints, it's my department
DA
Complaints, stereophonic
DA
Complaints, it's ironic
DA
Complaints, there's too many hours
DA
Complaints