C   
Now I stutter, now I dribble  
                                     Em  
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then  
      F         G       C  
The decline and fall of me  
 
I just shaved my nose off, oh well  
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then  
The decline and fall of me  
 
F                         Am 
If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it  
G 
Look at the pieces  
F                          Am 
Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas  
G 
Check out my pizzas  
 
Now your jokes seem really funny  
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then  
The decline and fall of me  
 
C                                                  G 
Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts  
         C                            G 
Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse  
          C                                         G  
Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys  
       C                                          G 
Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye  
 
Chart position, bubbling under, drowning  
And goodbye future Mrs. Mael, Mael  
The decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me  
 
I'm fading away  
I'm fading away  
I'm fading away