Eyes like a goat
Blinking sideways at the show
No shoes on, hooves for toes
Walking like nobody knows

Take me out to the back, I know
Where you show me your hands, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands

Stand on hind legs
Feed you through the picket fence
Bite my hand, drool, beg
Table manners, what a drag

At the end of your pack, I know
Can I offer a drag, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands

I don’t want to hold hands, I don’t want to hold hands
You’ve been chewing my hair over and over again

Took in my fist
Your watch off your favorite wrist
Check the time, get dressed
Blinking sideways at your guest

Take you out to the grass, I know
Sink your teeth into trash, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands, I don’t
I don’t want to hold hands

I don’t want to hold hands, I don’t want to hold hands
You’ve been chewing my hair over and over again