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[Verse 1]
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Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup,
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I bend to get the paper every neighbors trying to check me out,
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Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan,
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Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle all the garbage cans.
[Chorus]
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God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
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God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
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God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
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God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah
[Verse 2]
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Look at how my children play commando when in the col-due-sack,
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Look at how my husband can survive another heart attack,
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Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things,
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Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring.
[Chorus]
GDA
God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
GDA
God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
GDA
God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
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God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah
[Verse 3]
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Look at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves,
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Look how my Tiara can bend back to the shape it was.
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I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone,
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Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn.
[Chorus]
GDA
God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
GDA
God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
GDA
God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
GDAG
God bless the American housewife.
[Outro]
N.C.
Ohoho God bless the American housewife.