G D A A
G D A A
[Verse 1]
G D
Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup,
A A
I bend to get the paper every neighbors trying to check me out,
G D
Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan,
A A
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle all the garbage cans.
[Chorus]
G D A
God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
G D A G A A A A
God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah
[Verse 2]
D A
Look at how my children play commando when in the col-due-sack,
D A
Look at how my husband can survive another heart attack,
D A
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things,
D G
Had to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring.
[Chorus]
G D A
God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
G D A A A A
God bless the American housewife. Ahahahahah
[Verse 3]
D A
Look at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves,
D A
Look how my Tiara can bend back to the shape it was.
D A
I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone,
D G
Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn.
[Chorus]
G D A
God bless the American housewife, How she does it all I'll never know,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, She could use a miracle for sure,
G D A
God bless the American housewife, Cleaning up the world for you and me,
G D A G
God bless the American housewife.
[Outro]
N.C.
Ohoho God bless the American housewife.
