B-|-----1---------1--------1---------1---------------------------1--|
G-|---2---2-----2---2----2--2------2---2-----2----2----2-----2---2--|
D-|-2-------2-3-------3-4-----4-3--------3-2----0----------------2--|
A-|--------------------------------------------------3-----2-----0--|
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

e-|-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1--|
B-|-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2--|
G-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
D-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
A-|----------------------------------------------------------|
E-|----------------------------------------------------------|

e-|---------------------|
B-|---------------------|
G-|---------------------| repeat x4
D-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-|
A-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-|
E-|-5-x-x-4-x-x-5-x-6-6-|

e-|------------------------|
B-|------------------------|
G-|------------------------| repeat x 2
D-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--|
A-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--|
E-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x--8--8--|


I had no brains in high school....
so football was all I could do....
acting dumb was right up my alley....
it seemed perfect for me...

I PA Y FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY NO FEAR ....
I PA Y FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAY SAY NO FEAR ....

I play football I drink beer ...too stupid to care... Yeah...
Friday nights for picking fights... give me another beer... yeah...
getting drunk with my pals everyday of the year ...yeah...
I've got NO FEAR.... PHOOTBAWWL!!!

my brain cells are all dead...
but football is my life...
too many blows to the head...
duh duh duh duh duh..uh duh...