[Intro] G  D  Em  
        C  G/B  Am 
        G  D  

[First Part]

G                            
I know I have good judgment
E
I know I have good taste
      Am
It's funny and it's ironic 

That only I feel that way
    C
I promise 'em that you're different
    G                        
And everyone makes mistakes
     D        
But just don't

G                             
I heard that you're an actor
 E
So act like a stand-up guy
    Am
Whatever devil's inside you

Don't let him out tonight
   C
I tell them it's just your culture
    G                             
And everyone rolls their eyes
 D        
Yeah, I know
           
All I'm asking, baby

[Chorus]

  G               D
Please, please, please
                 Em
Don't prove I'm right
      C       G       Am
And please, please, please
        G          D           
Don't bring me to tears when 

I just did my makeup so nice

  G
Heartbreak is one thing
   D
My ego's another
   Em                    
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
              C  G  Am
Motherfucker, ah-oh
  G               D     
Please, please, please (ah  ah ah)

[Segunda Parte]

 Bb                            
Well, I have a fun idea, babe 
           G 
(uh-huh): maybe just stay inside
    Cm
I know you're craving some fresh air

But the ceiling fan is so nice 

(it's so nice, right?)
     Eb
And we could live so happily
      Dm  
If no one knows that you're with me
          F                      
I'm just kidding, but really (kinda)
  
Really, really

[Chorus]

  G               D
Please, please, please
                 Em
Don't prove I'm right
      C       G       Am
And please, please, please
        G          D           
Don't bring me to tears when 

I just did my makeup so nice

  G
Heartbreak is one thing
   D
My ego's another
   Em                    
I beg you: Don't embarrass me
              C  G  Am
Motherfucker, ah-oh
  G               D     
Please, please, please (ah  ah ah)

[Bridge]

C               D
  If you wanna go and be stupid
 G                       B7
Don't do it in front of me
C                      D
  If you don't wanna cry to my music
  G                        B7    C
Don't make me hate you prolifically

                  D
Please, please, please (please)
                  G       D
Please, please, please (please)
  Em               D                C
Please (please), please (please), please
          Cm  G
(Ah ah ah ah)