[Intro] G D Em C G/B Am G D [Primeira Parte] G I know I have good judgment E I know I have good taste Am It's funny and it's ironic That only I feel that way C I promise 'em that you're different G And everyone makes mistakes D But just don't G I heard that you're an actor E So act like a stand-up guy Am Whatever devil's inside you Don't let him out tonight C I tell them it's just your culture G And everyone rolls their eyes D Yeah, I know All I'm asking, baby [Refrão] G D Please, please, please Em Don't prove I'm right C G Am And please, please, please G D Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice G Heartbreak is one thing D My ego's another Em I beg you: Don't embarrass me C G Am Motherfucker, ah-oh G D Please, please, please (ah ah ah) [Segunda Parte] Bb Well, I have a fun idea, babe G (uh-huh): maybe just stay inside Cm I know you're craving some fresh air But the ceiling fan is so nice (it's so nice, right?) Eb And we could live so happily Dm If no one knows that you're with me F I'm just kidding, but really (kinda) Really, really [Refrão] G D Please, please, please Em Don't prove I'm right C G Am And please, please, please G D Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice G Heartbreak is one thing D My ego's another Em I beg you: Don't embarrass me C G Am Motherfucker, ah-oh G D Please, please, please (ah ah ah) [Ponte] C D If you wanna go and be stupid G B7 Don't do it in front of me C D If you don't wanna cry to my music G B7 C Don't make me hate you prolifically D Please, please, please (please) G D Please, please, please (please) Em D C Please (please), please (please), please Cm G (Ah ah ah ah)