GDG
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa,
DB
La da da da da da da
[Verse 1]
GC
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
DG
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
GC
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 2]
GC
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
DG
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
GC
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
GC
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
DG
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
GC
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
GC
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
DG
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
GC
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
GC
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
DG
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
GC
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
GC
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
DG
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
GC
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
GC
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
DG
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
GC
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
GC
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
DG
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
GC
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DB
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
GC
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
DG
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
GC
And if a black guy beat my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
GDG
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
DBG
(La da da da da da da daaa)
[Spoken]
N.C.
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
N.C.
That organic shit, it's good shit man
N.C.
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
N.C.
Give 'em some kale chips
N.C.
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
N.C.
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
N.C.
You see that shit?
N.C.
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
N.C.
That's a doctor for your asshole
N.C.
I been payin' into my 401k
N.C.
Payin' my taxes and shit
N.C.
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
N.C.
You catch them CMAs?
N.C.
I got this new washin' machine too
N.C.
High efficiency nigga!