Well, I bought it up.
Brought Windows' home,
and decided to boot it up...

But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough!
I'd be runnin' out...
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...

I have to cough it up!
Open my wallet up,
It never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops!

It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my drive!
It makes a Pentium FLY!
But my PC... is obsolete!
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

Bring it up...
Stick me up!
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked,
You got me, you got me...

There's so much stuff to buy!
I need a new hard drive!
It's gonna suck me dry!
My 386...
Don't has speed!
Tt takes an hour just to bring up the screeeeeeeeeeeen...
Naninaaaaaaa...

Oh no...
I'm making software buys,
Wow!
It's making Bill Gates come...
Yo, yo!
You make a rich man come...