C
Got a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A
G7
When I saw that single headlight through the rain
G7
Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way
C
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes
C
He pulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana
C7F
While ploughing down a fire hydrant too
C
Windshield wipers slapping times, he committed several traffic crimes
G7C
This guy's like a one-man wrecking crew
[Chorus 1]
FC
Speeding's just a little bit of what he put me through
G7C
And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah
FC
Driving can't be easy, Lord, when you're only 4 foot 2
G7
You know, driving's not that difficult for you
C
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
[Verse 2]
C
When we drove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns
G7
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
G7
Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs
C
His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the road
C
One day he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away
C7F
Still looking for them glasses I hope he finds them
C
Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today
G7C
I just hope they know which body bag is mine
[Chorus 2]
FC
Speeding's just a little word for what he put me through
G7
His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
FC
He's swerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he doesn't have a clue
G7
You know driving's not that difficult for you
C
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut
[Outro]
FCG7C
Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, watch out now
C
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo