I wanna boy to keep the bed warm while I shower
I wanna boy to keep the bed warm while we're watching TV
I wanna boy to keep the bed warm
When the whole house is freezing
I wanna boy who isn't anything like me

I wanna boy who doesn't like to go out shopping
I wanna boy who thinks it sexy when my lipstick bleeds
I wanna boy who can go all night without stopping
I wanna boy who knows exactly what he needs

So if you think
That you're the boy for me
And I'm the boy for you
Drop me a line at ob8419@bard.edu
Tell me about a little bit about yourself
Send a picture or two
And hurry up now because
It's only getting colder