E A B E A thousand violins will play it for you A B E While you sit and roll your deep blue eyes A B E A thousand to win, a thousand you lose A B E But I'll be your consolation prize F#m G#m A E All you do is sigh [Verse 2] E A B E I wore my fringe like Roger McGuinn's A B E I was hoping to impress A B E So frightfully camp, it made you laugh A B E Tomorrow I'll buy myself a dress F#m G#m A E How ludicrous [Bridge] G#m I don't mean to pry but didn't that guy A A/G# A/F# A/E A A/G# A/F# Crumple up your face A/E F#m a thousand times? G#m F#m E He made you cry [Outro] E I'll be your consolation prize F#m B Although I know E A B E I'll never be man enough for you E A B E I'll never be man enough for you E A B E I'll never be man enough for you E A B E I'll never be man enough for you E A B E I'll never be man enough for you E A B E I'll never be man enough for you