E A B E
A thousand violins will play it for you
A B E
While you sit and roll your deep blue eyes
A B E
A thousand to win, a thousand you lose
A B E
But I'll be your consolation prize
F#m G#m A E
All you do is sigh
[Verse 2]
E A B E
I wore my fringe like Roger McGuinn's
A B E
I was hoping to impress
A B E
So frightfully camp, it made you laugh
A B E
Tomorrow I'll buy myself a dress
F#m G#m A E
How ludicrous
[Bridge]
G#m
I don't mean to pry but didn't that guy
A A/G# A/F# A/E A A/G# A/F#
Crumple up your face
A/E F#m
a thousand times?
G#m F#m E
He made you cry
[Outro]
E
I'll be your consolation prize
F#m B
Although I know
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
E A B E
I'll never be man enough for you
