G        Am                 C
"you are not what I thought"
                   G
I said "I rarely am,
           Am                  C
unless you always thought that I was just a fool"

[Verse 2]
G    Am              C
If I wrote a book of songs worth keeping
                 G              Am
itd be short and full of plot holes
    C
and foreshadowings of doom

[Verse 3]
G       Am         C
I woke up inside a nightmare
               G
parading as my wildest dreams
    Am              C
and I snorted ambien

[Verse 4]
G    Am            C
im a deer in 3 and 4 quater inch bike headlights
          G           Am            C
when they hit my eyes I feel like a fuckin alien

[Chorus]
     G               Am
I am bored of all my bullshit
          C
Nothing's yours if you cant hold it
     Em                  D                 C
astronauts dont like the feeling when they land
      G                   Am
Is my heart still in your stomach
        C
Are you cured of my emotion
     Em             D            C
I am overweight and god I miss my Band

I miss my band

[Verse 5]
G        Am           C
burnt my lungs on the ash
                        G
of every song I started writing
        Am               C
but got bored and smoked instead

[Verse 6]
G         Am                C
called my mum and found the only
                             G
things worth writing are the things you want
    Am               C
the most out of your head

[Chorus]
     G               Am
I am bored of all my bullshit
          C
Nothing's yours if you cant hold it
     Em                  D                 C
astronauts dont like the feeling when they land
      G                   Am
Are you cured of my emotion
        C
Is my heart still in your stomach
     Em             D            C
I am overweight and god I miss my Band

[Verse 7]
G       Am         C
I woke up inside a nightmare
               G
parading as my wildest dreams
    Am              C
and I snorted ambien

[Verse 8]
G    Am            C
Im a deer in 3 and 4 quater inch bike headlights
          G           Am            C
when they hit my eyes I feel like a fuckin alien