Gm Bb F Gm Bb Dm Eb F [Verse 1] Gm Bb F Gm Once upon a morning dawn Bb Dm Eb F Ninja Brian and I happened upon Gm Bb F Gm A gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we Bb Dm Eb F both gazed upon a bold sight so fair Gm Bb F Gm See there, beneath the blue waterfall Bb Dm Eb F A mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled, Gm Bb F Gm Became lost in the beautiful lines of her face Bb Dm Eb F For every lithe movement was exquisite grace [Pre-Chorus] Gm Bb F Gm I trembled in silence at the love of my life Bb Dm Eb F Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right [Chorus] Eb Bb Eb Bb "Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit Bb Gm Eb F Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it Gm F Eb Bb It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves Eb Bb Eb F Now marvel and witness the glory of... Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb loooooove... [Spoken Interlude] N.C. Here comes the pizza! [Verse 2] Gm Bb F Gm The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze Bb Dm Eb F For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese Gm Bb F Gm I don't see how I may get her soul to listen Bb Dm Eb F Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens Gm Bb F Gm I need to dream an ingenious new scheme Bb Dm Eb F So this angel shall open her heart to me [Chorus] Eb Bb Eb Bb "More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too Bb Gm Eb F Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you! Gm F Eb Bb As choirs of angels sing out to the sky Eb Bb Eb F In a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall... Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F flyyyy... Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb