Dm
When I was just a young man
      Dm
I was wandering in the rain
    F
Got struck by lightning in the junk
     C
Fell to the ground in pain
         Dm
But when I woke the next morning
  Dm
I witnessed something odd
   F
My nuts were supercharged
             C
With glowing power from the gods

[Chorus]
C
They were
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F                   G           Gm
Globes of massive strength and size
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F                    G          Gm
Power spheres from beyond the skies
Bb                     C
Orbs of might, made of radiant light
Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!

[Verse 2]
Dm
I now had a new calling
      Dm
I was destined to fight crime
   F
No man could escape the justice
         C
My meaty clackers could provide
     Dm
So I bought them a little unitard
    Dm
And found them a tiny cape
     F
Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang
    C
And screamed “There’s no escape!”

[Chorus]
C
From the wrath of
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F                        G       Gm
Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown
Dm
Thunder! and Lightning!
F                    G         Gm
Rounded junk that’ll take you down
Bb                  C
Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor
Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm D F
C Eb

[Bridge]
D
One with the power to electrify,
Ab                       Gm
One with the strength to smash...
F
First you hear that rumble, baby,
    Ab               Gm F
And then you see the flash!
   D
My loins are filled like darkened clouds,
Ab            Gm
Evil has no chance
F
All shall tremble before the storm
     Ab            Gm F
That gathers in my pants

[Interlude]
Dm
Turns out being struck by lighting
        F
Doesn’t give you any powers
     Gm
They caved my head in with a pipe
     F
And beat me for several hours
       Dm
But as I lay there half-conscious
        F
With my nuts exposed to air
  Gm
I looked up to the blackened sky
      F                Gm
And said an ancient prayer:
N.C.
Lord, if you’re there,
N.C.
please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns.
N.C.
[THUNDER CRACKLES]
N.C.
Holy shit, you’re real?!

[Chorus]
N.C.
Let there be
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
F                    Gm
Acorns shot from the tree of life
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!
     F                     Gm
High voltage nugs lighting up the night
Bb                  C
Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls
Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm

[Outro]
N.C.
Suck ‘em!
Dm