G  E  A  D  G

    G
You spend your twenties feelin' 

That you're walkin' on the ceiling
        C                            G
And you party like you're eight feet tall

You say workin's for the birds
        E7   
Chasing dreams in mini skirts
     A                     D
From here everything seems small

     G
Then thirties come around

And you finally feel the ground
      C                     A
Look around and maybe start planning
             G
For what the future holds
                  E
And though you're far from old
          A              D         G
You moisturize and spend less time tanning

       C                       A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
       G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
   D                              D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

    G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
           C                          A
You've got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
       A    D       G
'Cause gravity is a bitch

G  C  A  G  E  A  D  G

G
Forty's kind of boring

And you spend your time ignoring
    C                       G
The things you don't see so clear
       G
You're reflection in the glass
         E7
Is gonna knock you on your ass
           A                           D
You wonder how the hell'd you get down here

       G
You're happy in your fifties

Though things are kind of shifty
   C                          A
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
      G
Go to bed at eight o'clock
              E7
And comb your hair if you still got it
              A             D      G
'Cause you're almost at the finish line

       C                       A
You're hangin' over but you're hangin in
       G
You're startin' to look like all of your friends
A7
Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll
   D                              D7
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

    G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs
           C                          A
You've got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it
       A    D       G     E7
'Cause gravity is a bitch
    A    D       G
Yea gravity is a bitch
E7
I'm here to tell ya
A             D      G
Gravity......   Is a bitch