Intro: GE7ADGGE7
You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling
ADG
And you party like you're eight feet tall
GE7
You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts,
ADG
From here, everything seems small
GE7
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
ADG
Look around and maybe start planning
GE7
For what the future holds and though you're far from old
ADG
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
GE7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
DGD
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
GE7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
ADG
You got places that you can't even itch
GE7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
ADG
'cause gravity's a bitch
GE7ADGE7ADGGE7
Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring
ADG
The things you don't see so clear
GE7
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass,
ADG
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here
GE7
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty,
ADG
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
GE7
Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb your hair if you've still got it,
ADG
'cause you're almost at the finish line
C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
GE7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
A
Conversations turning from rock and roll
DGD
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
GE7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
ADG
You got places that you can't even itch
GE7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
ADG
'cause gravity's a bitch
ADG
Yeah, gravity's a bitch,
ADG
I'm here to tell you, gravity is a bitch