I need some fucked up stories for my biography
Rock stars pulling up to my eulogy
And they say: Rest in peace to the baddest fucking bitch
That you'll ever gonna meet yeah

Always been a real control freak
You will never catch me smoking weed
Maybe I should get high?
At least I know I tried, even if I don't like it

I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
Only getting high on an airplane
The only thing I regret
Is that I don't have enough regrets

I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

I studied hard in school to always get those B's and C's
Even though the doctor told me I got ADD
Maybe I could change the game
Get a tattoo on my face
Wouldn't that shit look amazing?

I'm only getting drunk on my birthday
Only getting high on an airplane
The only thing I regret
Is that I don't have enough regrets

I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

I can be my own worst enemy
Why don't I just let me be?
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

You think I'm vanilla
I think I'm a killer
I think I'm Godzilla
King Kong gorilla, ah-oh, ah-oh

You think I'm vanilla
I think I'm a killer
I think I'm Godzilla
King Kong gorilla, ah-oh, ah-oh

I can be my own worst enemy
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

I can be my own worst enemy
Why don't I just let me be?
I'm going crazy
'Cause I never go crazy

(I am my worst enemy)
I can be my own worst enemy
(I am my worst enemy)
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
('Cause I'm just me)
Me, me

(I am my worst enemy)
I can be my own worst enemy
(I am my worst enemy)
Maybe that's why I'm in therapy
('Cause I'm just me)
Me, me

Ooh, enemy