My boots changed into Jesus nikes
Got dreadlocks, filthy hair
Got tattoos now of love and peace
A goofy looking stare
I smell like hell, I eat no meat
Against violence and the war
Woke up thank God it wasnt real
I lift my head up from the bar

I had a skinhead nightmare
Cant you hear me screm?
Yeah a skinhead nightmare
A terrifying dream
I had a skinhead nightmare
I ll tell you why
I dreamed I was a hippie
And you know I'd rather die!

Hugging trees is all I do, with nature I am one
The twinkling stars are all my friends
I hail the moon and sun
I'm skooking dope, I dont use soap
I havent took a bath in years
What the fuck is happening here
Should I cut down on the beers?

A geezer punched me in the face
I turned my other cheek
He hits again, I apologised
For bleeding on his feet
I dont work cause works jerks
Id rather stay in bed
I have a skinhead nightmare