Hustler.Hustler.
You look very good to me.
So take my hand and you will see.
What a maniac I can be.

I take all the churches money.
It helps stop the bleeding.
So take my hand and you will see
What a maniac I can be.

Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree!
Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree.

Hustler.Hustler.
I see you down on 14th Street.
So take my hand and you will see.
What a maniac I can be.

Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree!
Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree.

I'm homesick for a place I've never been
Waiting for the show to begin.
For the rabbit to pop out of the hat.
Or the lady who gets cut in half.
For goats and poppycocks to turn into gas.
For the alien space craft to pick me up at last!

Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree!
Shopping Spree! Shopping Spree