The last of my lovers has finally wed
And all of my words have finally been said
I think of all their clothes, covering my bed
I'm born, I cum, I'm dead

And all of my friends, they have finally grown up
And in my right hand a permanent cup
Something that might make me shut up
But I'm sure to fuck it up

How did it start?
How did it end?
How could this happen to me again?

My family keeps their noses out of my affairs
And the neighbors keep their noses out of my affairs
My friends they just keep watching knowing I don’t care

My family
'Cause my family keeps their noses out of my affairs
My affairs