D   G7  (X4)
D  F#m G A (X4)

[Verse 1]
D          F#m             G    A
 I was the best friend you ever had
D             F#m          G     A
 But that was over half an hour ago
D              F#m        G     A
 You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad
D     F#m           Gm        A7
 An altogether more different snow.
   G                   A
Oh I don't know how it all pans out
      D                 G
But I know this much is true
                   D
What made Colombia famous
A7                       D    F#m G A  D F#m G A
 Has made a prick out of you.

[Verse 2]
D     F#m G       A
 Your overbearing highs
D  F#m      G   A
 Affect the atmosphere
D     F#m      G         A
 Shit dad does not quite rise
D   F#m   Gm     A7
 To the occasion here.
        G                  A
Well, a one-eyed clergyman up for the day
         D                G
Wouldn't have to think it through,
                   D
What made Colombia famous
A7                       D
 Has made a prick out of you.
D7        G             D
Yes, what made Colombia famous
A7                       D    F#m G A  D F#m G A
 Has made a prick out of you.

[Instrumental]
G A D G
G D A7 D
G D A7
D   G7 (X4)

[Verse 3]
A7               D
 What price your bluster?
A7               D
 What price your smarm?
          A7                    D
I've seen body parts lying in biology labs
    Bb A7       D
With   far more charm.
    G                A               D              G
Oh, big truck, Innsbruck king of the hill cock-a-doodle-do,
                   D
What made Colombia famous
A7                       D
 Has made a prick out of you.
D7       G             D
Yes What made Colombia famous
A7                       D
 Has made a prick out of you.
  D7        G             D
I said what made Colombia famous
A7                       D    F#m  G A7 D
 Has made a prick out of you.